So, either everyone on the planet is intuitive about my feelings, or I'm easy to read. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that I wear my emotions in my eyes, unmistakable. In fact, I'd call you captain obvious if you told me such. Even in a text I can't hide how I'm feeling.

Man, that is frustrating. I couldn't be someone else if I wanted. It also makes me a really bad liar, so I guess that's a good thing. But, it would be nice to build a little mystery, ya know? I mean mystery is something to which I'm incredibly attracted. I wish I weren't, however.

Bad? Good?

Whatever.